Also congratulations to the new Miss Coon Rapids, Emily Kallis, and Miss Coon Rapids' Outstanding Teen, Kathryn Kueppers! I can't wait to see you compete at your respective state pageants in June!
1. She is hilarious, I am hilarious, and we bounce our hilariousness back and forth on Twitter often. (Follow us...seriously: @MissMN2011and @meganhgiel)
2. Our combined hilarity and innovative tendencies, as well as our love of all things pageants, has led us to change our career paths from news broadcaster and pastor to...you guessed it!: pageant commentators. We're talking ESPN-style commentary...instant replays...shoe-of-the-show segments...pageant madness.
"Now let's talk pageant trends; the nude shoe seems to be a popular choice this season."
"Indeed, a nude shoe elongates the leg and creates the illusion of height."
"Look at that swimsuit strut! Let's check that out with an instant replay!"
It's going to be great...
So...bring on the endorsements so we can get Miss Minnesota televised and get this plan a-cookin'. Thanks.
Disclaimer: Don't take me too seriously. Totes joking. Although, if given the opportunity to do some Jeannie Mai pageant commentary, I would totally do it!